Nun-Running
A new sport invented to counteract the increasing trend towards being nice to people, nun-running was begun by the late but great Prof. Richard Nunn, founder of the nuns' movement in the late 20th century.The sport, not yet Olympic, involves waiting by the side of the road, as if to cross. Once a learner driver is spotted, it must be ascertained whether or not the learner driver is a nun. This involves a high level of skill and must not be attempted by amateurs.
If the learner driver is in fact a nun, the player must pretend not to know, and make short, sudden movements toward the road, as if to walk out in front of the car in which the learner driver nun is sitting. This will produce an exciting level of anxiety in the nun and a feeling of exhilaration and slight embarrassment in the player.
The game concludes when the adjudicator (called a 'policeman') places the ritual handcuffs on the winner and allows the nun to leave in peace. If, however, the player has failed to win the game (by falling under the car or giving the nun a heart attack) then the policeman will not stop the game, but instead the overall umpire (known as the 'paramedic') will escort one or both participants from the pitch.
It is hoped that this exciting new sport will take off in Britain as it has done in Papau New Guinea, where it is now the national sport. News reports highlighting the dangers of this game, however, have been frequent. Nonetheless, it was debated by the Axis of Evil in 2004, and they recommended that the sport should remain legally a sport.
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